Aby-a-Day – October 27: Get thee hence, ye doltish, fat-boned bugswallower!

Jacoby’s not the only one getting ready for Halloween.

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Angel is, too. I really want to take her to the costume contests the pet stores are having, but I’m afraid she may just be too timid to go out in public like that.

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But inside her familiar walls, she’s the fiercest pirate on all the seven seas.

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Especially when a certain camera ham decides to try to horn in on her action.

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As if Jake doesn’t get enough photographic attention, right?

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Apparently he doesn’t, since here he is, barging into Angel’s Halloween photos.

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Angel was not amused, either.

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And she let him know about it, too.

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She’s growling at him in this photo.

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Growling, and hissing…

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I think Jake really blew it when he tried to play with the feathers on Angel’s hat.

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This photo makes me laugh. It reminds me of that LOLcat where the lioness tells the lion she does not has a PMS

After Angel gave him what-for, Jake thought he’d try barging in on a sweeter, gentler girlcat’s photo op.

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I mean, what could be nicer and more feminine than Hello Kitty?

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Grave tactical error on Jake’s part.

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Angel only yelled at Jake. Kylie, for all her pink ribbons and hearts, really let him have it. With both paws! Pow! Pow!

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Do NOT screw with Hello Kitty! She will mess you up!